Wonks wrote: ↑Wed Jul 27, 2022 7:43 amshufflebeat wrote: ↑Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:29 pm You could, of course, just spend £5 on a plastic karaoke mic and dip it in custard. That would be different, and delicious.
If he dipped the mic in custard, what would
he fill his wellies with instead whilst wearing them?
Mmm, I hadn't thought of that.